Hot Pocket

A Hot Pocket is when u put a condom on your dick, then you stick it into a vagina or butt hole and piss in it while your dick is still inside her.

dude i totally Hot Pocketed ur mom in the butt hole right now!!!

by the pocketeir June 9, 2010

Hot Pocket

Shitting yourself

I was so scared I ended up with a hot pocket

by Digby April 3, 2003

Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it

Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket

by redneck101 November 21, 2013

Sarah's Pocket Cock

a flaccid, travel-sized dildo, that can be reconstituted with water at your convenience to functional size.

Don't forget to pack Sarah's Pocket Cock!

by hippiechick61 April 29, 2009

Alabama hot pocket

When the girl opens her vagina so the male can shit inside her vagina then they carry on having sex

Dude the Alabama hot pocket is nasty!

by Ya Boi Porn December 1, 2018

texas hot pocket

When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.

What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.

by Dsfargeg June 25, 2008

syrian hot pocket

When one fills a vagina with gasoline, sets it on fire, and has sex with it

Syrian hot pocket is pretty hot!

by MisterMeow11 April 20, 2017