George W. Bush

America's first retarded president. A man supported by the uneducated and unwashed. The champion of biblical tribulationism. Destroyer of the world.

George W. Bush is an example of the rotten underbelly of American society

by Paul August 22, 2003

George W. Bush

A political puppet of large companies whose main goals in life are getting rich and destroying the planet in the process.

That's not a president, that's a prostitute!

by Beelzebob May 22, 2003

George W. Bush

A true American embarrassment. He is not stoping terrorism, nor did he catch Saddam Hussein, he put brave Americans (such as myself) in harm's way, to do it for him.

George W. Bush is a horrible, horrible embarrassment, we should all be a little bit ashamed every time he opens his mouth.

by Shamu VonWhalingham August 5, 2005

george w. bush

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

by john June 6, 2004

George W. Bush

a man whose organization is resposible for brainwaashing the mind of the average American individual

He did it because it was tradition.

by whatsoo May 13, 2005

george w. bush

the first ever chimpanzee to be president of a country.

let's go to the zoo, i hear they're showcasing dubya's relatives.

by sj December 23, 2003

George W. Bush

Perhaps the strongest argument for birth control America has ever seen. The president of the United States, he continually manages to fuck up everything he puts his hands on. Similar to a toddler, George can be motivated with fruit snacks and bed-time stories, especially told by Karl Rove or Dick Cheney, the best argument against removing Bush from office.
Despite the fact that Bush didn't win the popular or electoral vote in his first election and through disenfranchisement and rich-boy political string-pulling was able to scrape off a win for his second term, he believes he is a messenger from God destined to lead the world to glory. The most striking difference between Bush and Pinnochio is that Bush's nose doesn't grow when he lies, and Bush already is a real boy.

"He speaks to the audience as if they're idiots. I think the reason he does that is because that's the way these issues were explained to him." – Graydon Carter

"Bush didn't really win on his popularity last time. He won on scaring people that Kerry might do something stupid like, I don't know, sell the ports to the Arabs." – Bill Maher

Warren told his dad that he was as smart as George W. Bush and got grounded for a month.

by TheHammer April 16, 2006