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Fake Fan 

Someone who thinks and pretends they are someone or somethings #1 fan, but really, they know nothing about it/them except basic knowledge.
Alexa: "OMG I love Selena Gomez! I swear, I'm her biggest fan!"
Me: "Really what is your favorite song?"
Alexa: "Back To You is my fave!"
Me: "Oh really? My fave is Sad Serenade."
Alexa: "Oh I don't know that one. I just know what is on the radio."
Me thinking to myself: "Wow she's such a fake fan, she barely knows any Selena Gomez songs."
Fake Fan by avaroth February 28, 2019
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National Fake Friends Day 

This is a day where you call a bitch out and post them, or you just drop them. This day is especially made for those in your life that seem like they're never happy when you're happy. The listed date is January 1st
"Hey, its January 1st, who are you gonna post?"
What's on January 1st?
"National Fake Friends Day!"

facesitting

The act of taking a facebook username for the sole purpose of denying it from others.
I was one of the first to get my username so I' facesitting on TwilightFan
facesitting by lucasgamer June 12, 2009

Fake Flakey 

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.
"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.
Fake Flakey by Aedwynn November 3, 2005

fake hippie 

hi my name is jim dorlando amd i am a fake hippie
yo did u ever here of that band the dead.
i like the song shakedownn avenue. it is soo groovy
fake hippie by jed white February 25, 2005

42 fake out 

When a man fakes an orgasm.
''I had to pull the old 42 fake out on this girl last night,I could'nt bust a nutt for nothing.''
42 fake out by A.Hall B.F.P.A. February 16, 2010

Fake Converse 

Ok Converse which r bought from places like big w and target for a fraction of the price
Girl 1 : OMG Theres some fake converse

Girl 2 : Well mine r real

Girl 1 : Wateva !!
Fake Converse by Beccii June 30, 2007