Douche Canoe 

Synonym for a Kayak. A manual powered boat for douchebags who drive around with their kayaks on top of their car to let everyone know how outdoorsy they are, and how much money they plopped down for an oversized bath toy that they will use three to five times before trying to sell it on Craigslist for 90% of what they paid for it.

Not to be confused with the last name of the actress who played Faith on Buffy The Vampire Slayer

At summer camp, you paddle around the lake on a canoe. Once you become a yuppie prick, you must drive around with a Kayak strapped to the top of your subaru outback. You are said to be transporting your douche canoe, because you have a boat and you are a douche.

Douche Canoe by Lieutenant Buzzkill August 30, 2010

Douche Bag Fag 

a gay male, who can't love another boy, because hes too "busy" and he probably doesn't want to accept the fact that he is a fag. As a result of these douche bag fags, awesome people end up getting hurt in the end

Joesph: oo i cant come see you today, im uhh busy
Patrick: uhh its been like 3 weeks since you've come out
Joseph: Well i wanna get a tattoo of Michigan on my non-existent abs
Patrick: What a douche bag fag, i'm calling kyle

Douche Bag Fag by Brennycakes June 9, 2008

douche monkey 

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person

Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.

douche monkey by Rap Master G December 30, 2004

Douche Bag 

a vulgar, derogetory term that people use to insult each other

Shut up Jeremy you're such a douche bag

Douche Bag by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

Douche Chills 

The result of having been exposed to something chilling, or incredibly uncool.

A bodily reaction, usually from the waist down that comes from being surrounded by a 'really bad scene'.

Dick Cheney with a shotgun gives me a bad case of the Douche Chills.

Hanging out with that guy, Ted Bundy, gave me Douche Chills.

Douche Chills by Papabear71 January 13, 2008

douche flute 

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

douche flute by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004

douche ball 

1) Similar to the Downey Ball, except for the cleaning of the female genetalia
2) You, you fucking douche ball!

1) "My Vagina is quite dirty, I need a Douche ball!"
2)"Look at me, I'm a stupid little douche ball

douche ball by Anonymous June 10, 2003