Awesome in a Can 

To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton

Wow, that was awesome in a can!

Awesome in a Can by shuriken October 28, 2004

you can't do that on television 

A show that started out on local TV in Canada on CJOH.
Executives of a station called "The Pinwheel Channel" in the US happened upon it and decided it was just what their station need. Then The Pinwheel Channel became Nickelodeon.
Then they had a hit.
Not only boosted the lulling stations ratings but also gave them their trademark slime scheme. Nick doesn't acknowledge this, perhaps because publicizing it will do no good to them. The slime would fall on someone when they said "I don't know." Water would also fall on someone who said "water."
It ran in the US from 1981-1990. It was such a big hit in the US, it left Canadians scratching their heads. Most Canadian children found the show disgusting and it never had a wide audience in its homeland.
Supposedly was cancelled because the show went through kids like a revolving door on crack and it was a tedious task to send royalty checks to 200+ different children.
Alanis Morissette appeared on about six episodes of the show in 1986, as a minor character.

GUY #1: Moose on You Can't Do That On Television was my first crush.
GUY #2: How 'bout Lisa Ruddy?
GUY #3: I don't know... (Glop...)
GUY #1: I'm so thirsty.
GUY #3: Would you like a glass of water? (Splash)

you can't do that on television by The STFU'D Noob July 10, 2006

I just can't 

When you are at a loss of words due to someone else's stupidity.

person 1: Walk straight into a wall
person 2: *facepalm* I just can't... I just can't with you anymore.

I just can't by thefoxbutt97 September 29, 2012

Pop Can Dick

A penis that is short and fat, shaped like a pepsi can.

Ross has a pop can dick.

Pop Can Dick by J-law March 8, 2005

Bean can 

A school bus filled with mostly Mexican students.

I ride the bean can to school, it sucks.

I almost got hit by a bean can yesterday

there are lots of Bean cans in southwestern states schools

Bean can by cakes every were September 10, 2009

I can see my house from here 

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

I can see my house from here by mcilroga October 31, 2008

i can fly 

the last words you're gonna say

Look, I can fly!!!

*THUD*

i can fly by lyragaarder May 28, 2008