ian bridgman

a man without a dong

Bake Bingbold: Yo did you see ian bridgman running naked down the hallway?
Dic McSlobberson: Yeah where is his dong?

by cheeselicker69 December 6, 2017

Stinky Bridge

The area connecting your nuts and arsehole. AKA the gooch, the weld and so on and so forth.

Her tongue got lost in the depths of my stinky bridge, it was not a journey for the faint hearted. I have just commenced a historic game of five aside, she saved me the shower.

by Hatfields Ho 1 January 22, 2018

charlie bridges

A legend at fortnite and never loses

Nice shot Bwo! You're almost as good as Charlie bridges

by AFortnitePro January 25, 2018

London Bridge

The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it

"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges

by Hamiloverdicks January 27, 2018

unicorn bride

Noun: a girl no one would ever think someone would marry

Yep, with that face she’s a definite unicorn bride

by xoxo May 29, 2018

crashing bridges

When two men touch the tips of their dicks together during sex

"I heard John and Jake are crashing bridges later"
"oh sweet good for them I guess"

by ghostsex June 4, 2018

oshita bridge

When you don't notice le bridge till too late.

Ex: "Oshita Bridge!", Followed by a carta Crash to the river.

by ThaHandleTho May 31, 2018