blows dead goats

a bad situation, something that is not good. similar to 'that sucks', only worse.

I came home last night and somebody broke into my house, stole all my stuff, and broke out the windows. Man, that really blows dead goats.

by Fred Neck March 5, 2007

blow up balloons

Giving head

How about you come over and blow up balloons

by Sexy234 September 22, 2015

Polite blow Job

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.

Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me

by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Berlin Booty Blow

Sticking a Stielhandgrante Grenade up a girls ass, pee in her mouth, have her swallow it, pull the pin and run away.

Nick Berlin Booty Blow'd Caitlin last night!

by XboxLax April 8, 2009

blow my stack

A rage induced orgasm

After having the items in his room moved around, jon said, "I'm gonna blow my stack."

by The salty c September 21, 2016

Blow My Mind

-Blow-job
-Head
-Oral sex
That results in the receiver to have their mind blown away because of the tremendous satisfaction received from the act

dude #1: how was your date with veronica?
dude #2: I told her "I'll rock your world if you blow my mind" She took the offer .... last night was awwwesommmmme!!

by secretadmirer2 June 12, 2010

Blow Job Bait

This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.

John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.

by hammer6290 July 18, 2014