Polite blow Job

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.

Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me

by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Roccalockaloula

A yellow cocktail, made with pineapple.

With a wind up hula girl on the side.

It was made up by two old friends called Ella and Tom after they realised they were old!

Ella: I fancy Roccalockaloula?!

Tom: On pizza?

Ella: No the drink!

by Tpp222 January 15, 2018