Dirty Joe

The act of someone selling ice cream at your school, but you replace the vanilla ice cream with your cum. Then you fuck the first customer even if it means you're gay.

Oh my god, when I was going home, someone did a Dirty Joe. It tasted and felt pretty good.

by Big bobooie biggy boobie January 5, 2022

Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.

Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.

by Sora290 January 5, 2022

Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.

Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in

by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022

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by PignnyeStonk17 January 5, 2022

dirty idris

the name given to a midget that likes men and fingers his bum hole to help him go to sleep

"wow dude, your bum is wide, you must be a real dirty idris

by your kick January 6, 2022

Dirty Swazy

doing doggy-style with your lesbian sister while you eat out your best friends ass

We should definitely have a Dirty Swazy tonight.

by bigballsboy193 January 7, 2022

Dirty Kilde

When you force a horse to fill your asshole with semen and then go 2 rounds with jonny sins using the cum as lube.

A friend of mine was pretty horny so i sugested he try a Dirty Kilde

by LeviathanGrandSock January 7, 2022