trouser vagina 

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

trouser vagina by Pete616 June 6, 2011

bleeding vagina 

refers to those who constantly bitch and moan about every single thing that is wrong with their life. Originally only associated with women, but has recently been used to describe an emo male, as well.

Gary: You only talk to me, when you need me. If there isn't gossip, or boy problems, I don't exist.
Thien: Oh shut up, Gary, you're such a bleeding vagina.

bleeding vagina by tinnican February 11, 2006

moist vagina 

1. when a female is sexually aroused

2. chicken: someone who is scared to do something; usually sexual or dangerous

1. and 2. Dude, quit being a moist vagina and give her a moist vagina!

moist vagina by rochman March 21, 2008

west vagina 

also known as west virginia university

i love west vagina!

west vagina by joey fuckin dallas October 8, 2008

hamburger vagina 

a vagina that resembles the appearance of a hamburger. this usually happens when the female is viewed from the back with her legs closed.

hamburger vagina by emil p May 2, 2003

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011

parachute vagina 

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.

jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina

parachute vagina by picklegirl October 14, 2009