Uncle

1.The man who teaches you the things you didn't learn in school.

2. The man who shows you things you were not supposed to .

"Last night my uncle showed me where children come from" Said laura "Really? My uncle showed me that when I was 4" Replied Stacy

by An intelegent human January 20, 2020

Uncle Stroking

One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.

“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”

by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024

uncle buddy

Two gay guys banging in an alley

Man those guys are really getting after uncle buddy back there

by Unclebean June 28, 2023

Uncle Suit

A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.

Person 1: “that’ a sexy uncle suit you got on!”

Person 2: “Thanks its monrow”

by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024

uncle mack

An older male who gives solid advice, and sayings on life to a younger man.

My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!

by matlock1 November 13, 2017

how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.

I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”

by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022