Uncle rub

The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress

That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing

by ELBENO99 October 17, 2016

Zebras Uncle

When you fall asleep drunk like an idiot, and someone paints stripes. On your uncle.

GUY 1: I cant believe Ryan is drunk and unconscious, lets go pull a "Zebras Uncle" and go paint stripes on his UNCLE!

GUY 2: YEAH CUZ THAT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE!

by painbrain December 29, 2010

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 04, 2017

Uncle Harry's dog

To perform an uncle Harry's dog one must open up the bombing bay and drop a huge dookie in the craphouse

I just been for an uncle Harry's dog

by Holdez January 12, 2022

uncle in law nephew

Uncle in law nephew

What is my uncle in law nephew to me

by March 21, 2021

Uncle vic

A very nice lad , in other words the best fucking uncle ever.

“Uncle Vic is great with kidS!”

by Jsjshsh December 21, 2018

Uncle Gush

Heaving Hoop

Geez, I woke up this morning with an Uncle Gush.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020