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donald trump 

donald trump is the fruit of the citrus species Citrus × sinensis in the family Rutaceae, native to China. It is also called sweet orange, to distinguish it from the related Citrus × aurantium, referred to as bitter orange. The sweet orange reproduces asexually; varieties of sweet orange arise through mutations.
boy: hey mom, let’s get some more donald trumps!

mom: mmm, you’re right! they make my tummy happy again 😊
donald trump by funnynuggie August 8, 2019
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Donald J. Trump 

As of this writing, the Traitor in Chief of the United States. A Know Nothing (both in the historic and literal sense) who is working hard to bring back the Age of Robber Barons of the late 19th century. He is more than happy to endanger the health of the people of the country just to put more ill-gained funds in his and his corrupt cronies' pockets.
Donald J. Trump for prison, 2020.

Trump-gasm

A Trump-gasm is lke his presidency ... a failed orgasm.
Moscow Mitch must have had a Trump-gasm over that!
Trump-gasm by USAF Cadet October 23, 2020

Trump Pills 

Ecstasy tablets that shape like the head of President Trump: one side shows his face, the other has the word "TRUMP" embossed with it.
German police have arrested a father and his son for illegal possession of 5,000 Trump pills, worth about 40,000 euros, in their car.
Trump Pills by MathPlus August 24, 2017

Donald Trump 

A Orange Clown with a yellow wig attached to his head. Somehow IT got into the white house.
A: Have you heard of the new horror film?
B: What's it called?
A: "It uses spray tan and sticks a yellow birds nest on his head and makes it into the white house and calls its self Donald Trump"
B: ARGH JESUS CHRIST THAT SOUNDS SCARY WHAT THE FUCK I AINT SEEING THAT?!!!!!
Donald Trump by Foxalie August 3, 2017

Donald Trump 

An orange species that originated from Trumptopia, Donald is just another Trump, which is the newly species' name. The species of Trumps are orange, have cheap looking wigs on their heads, like walls, love their daughters, and marry chick models.
Bro: Dude, that's a Trump! I think he's called Donald. Donald Trump...
Dude: Nice, bro. I'm gonna vote him as president.
Bro: Wtf.....?????
Dude: Stop being such a liberal, man.
Bro: I'm no—
Dude: LOOK AT THAT PERFECT, ROUND, ORANGE FACE. LOOK AT THAT HAIR...it kinda looks like a girl's unsha—
Bro: Shut up, dude. You're embarrassing us.
Trump: *walks up to bro* I don't like you because you're Mexican. I'm gonna build a wall so you will never come to the U.S. again.
Dude: Bro, you're Mexican? Not cool
Bro: Help me...
Donald Trump by Urmom1000000 April 10, 2017

Donald Trump 

To drop the kids off at the pool, from cockney rhyming slang for dump.
I'm going upstairs for a Pat Cash and a Donald Trump. Be Back in an hour.
Donald Trump by Jippo April 21, 2004