Off The Early

A phrase used to describe being somewhere early or going somewhere early.

We be off the early here in the weightroom.

by Mhba October 18, 2018

hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank

Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".

by Grim Mark May 19, 2016

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013

fugger off

The desire to tell someone to fuck off but not quite having the courage to do so.

Why don't you just fugger off.

by Steve Solo August 29, 2017

knuckle-off

The act of ejaculation or masturbation. Rooted from the trifecta of knuckles that surrounds the end of a penis during masturbation.

"Hey man I'll be over in like 5. Just gotta go knuckle-off a few."

"That girl was such a tease, but whatever. I'll just knuckle-off a few when I get home."

by AK!!! November 14, 2007

Fuck Off

Adjective to describe something REALLY big, or bigger than the usual expected size for that thing.
An absolute unit.

'I'm gonna get one of those fuck off servings of cola to last me the film.'

'I've just chased this fuck off wasp out of the house. That thing was huge.'

by mitten1990 November 30, 2018

duck off

Similar to fuck off, you can tell them to go away angrily and ask them to duck off. I don't know the entire definition, but hey, it works.

Excuse me, do you got a minute where I can talk about Minecra- Duck off.

by HardcoreScientist November 28, 2022