I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER

by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020

you thought you couldn't focus?

when you are supposed to be doing work but you don't >:(

"do your work"
yeah thats not happening!

-plays games-

"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T FOCUS??"

by you heard me! >:( November 2, 2020

feelingest thoughts

The thoughts in your mind that contain the most feeling, the ones that usually come to you at night, after they had enough time to settle in your mind during the day

I had to share that with you, because those were the feelingest thoughts i had the whole day

by tarkamadafaka December 28, 2020

I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))

Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh

by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

quantum thought

Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.

Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.

Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.

"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"

"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."

by KayVonPaul June 3, 2021

Racine thoughts

What Elliot Ness unexpectedly experienced when he spotted da recently-eliminated-at-da-hands-of-da-Mob Malone's street-address written on da matchbook-cover carried by Frank Nitti inside da courthouse, and realized dat Nitti must therefore have been da murderer.

Elliot Ness may indeed have begun having "Racine thoughts" upon seeing da address of his deceased friend written inside da cover of Nitti's matchbook, but then his mind REALLY started to "operate in turbo mode" when said slickly-attired hooligan yanked his gun back out and started majorly shootin' up da place!

by QuacksO September 1, 2022