Septum Ring Theory

The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.

"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."

by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025

Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 7, 2010

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023

Ring-Job

Similar to rimjob but a person slides their face on the outer rim around the other persons anus, counter clockwise then meets in the middle to shove tongue into said Anus. Then as tongue is into Anus the person flicks the tongue to get the ring affect.

“I heard Shelton gave Abby a mean Ring-Job last night”
“Really? That dirty whore!”

by Testickle69 May 23, 2023

Ring around the butthole

A goatee that looks like a dirty ring of an anus. See David Whol’s face

Look at that ring around the butthole on David Wohl’s face.

by Randy Cadillac January 27, 2019

Ring of Fire

a homosexual circle fuck around a fire

George Bush started the famous Ring of Fire when he got 30 gaymen to fuck eachother in a circle around the camo fire

by Mr. Legs January 23, 2010

Ringing

When a male takes his penis and "rings" a females breasts by banging it from side to side against her chest.

Dave: "Bro, last night was crazy. I was ringing Jessica like a doorbell!"

Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"

Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."

Mike: "You belong in jail."

by skidmarknumber3 March 4, 2025