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Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.
“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.
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Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

the cat's vagina

an alternative to the partisan phrase 'the dogs' bollocks'.
Wow the girl is so frickin super awesome, truely she is the cat's vagina.
the cat's vagina by love fist June 27, 2009

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts 

Weaver academy is young magnet school that operates as both a performing/visual arts school and a technical careers school.

There's a strong sense of school spirit for both PVA (performing and visual arts) kids and the CTE (career and technical) kids.

The school colors are maroon and silver. The school animal is a Beaver, Otter, Octopi, or an Eagle depending on the day and the person your talking to. It doesn't really matter though because there are no sports , except for Ultimate Frisbee and sometimes basketball.

Weaver has some of the best art programs in the area with several honors and awards as well as state and national competition accomplishments. Weaver does a yearly volunteer program for special needs students.

Oh, and of course Weaver academy drama's best freind are Pinecrest Drama kids. Weaver Art kids are best friend with Elsewhere. And All of weaver is best friend with everyone.
Traditional Weaver Academy for the performing and visual arts jokes:

Weaver Drama kids do it better on stage.

Weaver voice kids do it better with a microphone.

Dancers do it better in leotards.

Art kids do it better in the gallery.

Piano kids do it better with pianos.

Strings kids do it better with strings.

Music production does it better with headphones.

the michael jordan v2 

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.
i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!