Pickled-dick

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.

Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"

by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

Throat Dick

Quite simply, your uvula.

If I massage my throat dick tons of saliva comes out! Look!

by Likewow! May 12, 2010

dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum

Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler

by Fudtrad April 16, 2019

Dick Soccer

When two guys go back and forth anonymously harassing each other using their smart phones in a shameful attempt to prove who has the bigger Dick.

That computer salesman would rather get caught up in playing Dick Soccer than make a sale!

by PMAALLDAY December 12, 2014

dynamite dick

an occasion when you can't hold your nut for more then a few seconds.

Eminem had a horrible case of dynamite dick when he got it on with pamela.

your about to get your freak on with some mighty fine dime, and your worried helmet head might transform into dynamite dick.

by CORTEX OF KNOWLEDGE. October 19, 2010

Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating

"He was really mule dicking her "

by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017

Dick Shift

When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.

Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!

by TriBeCaBoy56 September 8, 2020