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A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.
Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones
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cunt button

1. n. someone who is instantly aggravated by any situation

2. n. female equivalent to dickhead
3. n. derogatory name for the psychological effect that when triggered sets a woman into super bitch mode
1. Wendy is whiny little cunt button.
2. My Engish teacher is a fucking cunt button.
3. Wow! I wonder who pushed Vickys cunt button.
by howardchrist December 8, 2016
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Chunk of cunt

A person who behaves in a manner that is lower than pond scum.
Wow..that Bianca is a real chunk of cunt!
by Saaila April 26, 2020
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Cunt Exhaust

A dirty vagina, releasing fumes/liquid/etc which one would consider to be pollution. So bad that it will cause damage to the ozone layer.
Man, I don't think she washed or has been with someone in a while because I experienced some serious Cunt Exhaust last night!
by heatmagruff May 14, 2010
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Cunt Attack

When your partner is a cunt and goes off over an insignificant matter.
Did you see Kurt's wife? She had a cunt attack at woollies in front of everyone!
by SirKnows2little January 7, 2022
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Prolapsed Cunt

Worst word possible to describe human who has done you wrong. Applies to all genders.
"Get outta my air you prolapsed cunt."
by LOVEPEACEHAIRGREASE December 20, 2020
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emergency cunt

A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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