jack dat

to steal very qucikly b/c you want it NOW

* walking down the street as i see weed
ina niggas pocket*
*runs & punches niggas in da face, then jack dat & hauls ass*

by lettelover, August 5, 2008

Jack Smells

A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”

Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play

by Shmuckboy12 April 5, 2020

you jacking it

slang for, you feeling it?/you like it?

“i got you a watch, you jacking it?”

by jookilus.6 April 17, 2023

thought jacked

When someone says what you were thinking or about to say, before you can say it.

Jessica totally "thought jacked" me while we were making fun of Sandy.

by Clean & LA April 28, 2008

jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell

“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”

by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021

Handsome Jack

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all

Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh

by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

Jack Daniel

Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????

He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.

Jack Daniel for the win-win.

by Brotaztics_ February 6, 2020