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Shit-Snack Blackout

The act of eating excessive amounts of unhealthy foods, to the point of blacking out. This is commonly seen and experienced at local county fairs. This act can also be experienced by over-fed animals exhibited in Fair Petting Zoos.
I cant believe I ate that Doughboy,Sausage Bomb,Frozen Custard, and Carmel Apple. Dude, I am totally about to fall into a Shit-Snack Blackout.

Holy shit! That kangaroo at the petting zoo is in a shit-snack blackout.
by Mermaid72 September 6, 2009
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Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo
where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!
by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010
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shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;
Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!
by CE S December 24, 2009
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Shit Attack Awareness Level

This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).
We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..
by svenski1 October 20, 2009
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Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.
Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.
by perplexiglass January 5, 2010
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shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.
rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...
by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010
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shit-hole in one

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
by jtizzles April 21, 2010
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