The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theorymug. The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.
We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
You... me..... newtons?
I just SMASHED her newton rings.
I'd love to be in her newton rings.
I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.
by SHAMID! December 7, 2010
Get the Newton ringsmug. 
George Bush started the famous Ring of Fire when he got 30 gaymen to fuck eachother in a circle around the camo fire
by Mr. Legs January 23, 2010
Get the Ring of Firemug. someone who wears a ring as a necklace. The ring is something that represents someone in love. And the necklace bring the ring next to the heart.
Ring necklace
person 1: why does she wear that ring as a necklace?
Person 2: probably cause she’s in love.
Person 1: I mean yea Ik that but why doesn’t she’s wear it regularly?
Person 2: she wants to keep the ring as close to the heart as possible. Cause she’s really in love with her partner.
person 1: why does she wear that ring as a necklace?
Person 2: probably cause she’s in love.
Person 1: I mean yea Ik that but why doesn’t she’s wear it regularly?
Person 2: she wants to keep the ring as close to the heart as possible. Cause she’s really in love with her partner.
by Your simp September 17, 2022
Get the Ring necklacemug. When a male takes his penis and "rings" a females breasts by banging it from side to side against her chest.
Dave: "Bro, last night was crazy. I was ringing Jessica like a doorbell!"
Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"
Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."
Mike: "You belong in jail."
Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"
Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."
Mike: "You belong in jail."
by skidmarknumber3 March 4, 2025
Get the Ringingmug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the The Postman Rings Twicemug.