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Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.
He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!
by Lost Reality January 14, 2017
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work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.
We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.
by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013
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Piss Felcher

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.
Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!
by StuPedasso July 6, 2012
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Piss Crapsian

When fans of the musical group known as "Phish" dislike the band playing Prince Caspian live, they call it "Piss Crapsian"
Dude, they just had to play "Piss Crapsian" to close the 1st set. So yeah man, I just went to get in line early for a PBR.
by VTHomeslice July 9, 2012
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piss broke

A word created by Kate which is a new and improved hybrid combo of "piss poor" and "dead broke".
I'm piss broke! I'm going to have to start giving blowjobs for money to get by!
by @nikkapoo October 6, 2013
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Sperm-Pissing

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina
Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.
by A lL lP H A January 10, 2012
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Piss and Dash

The act of urinating then leaving the restroom before anyone realizes you didn't wash your hands.
Jeff: Dude?!?! How did you get back so fast?
Scott: Dude, It's called piss and dash! Time is of the essence.
by Mullet Runner February 22, 2011
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