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Penis Van Lesbian

A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.
Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
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penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.
Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!
by 8888 February 24, 2003
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Penis Whiffler

One who whiffles penis

plural: penis whiffli; gaggle of penis whiffli
Black kid on Milford Mill: What's your admin's name?
Edward: Penis Whiffler
by D PLAUT October 8, 2010
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Penis Juice

The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.
Wow, look at my penis juice. It has sprayed all over the computer screen.
by - Ian July 29, 2006
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Penis Grabber

soem one who grabs yah nob
aka a wanker
(NIK)
by BennyBunny August 19, 2006
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penis vampire

1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.

3. a cocksucker
Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.
by man with no name December 27, 2008
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Penis War

A contest of wills fought by two men slapping their dicks against one another until one man becomes erect, at which point he loses, because he is gay (no offense.)

Often accompanied by the chant, "1-2-3-4! Let's have a penis war!"
Tom: "Did you hear? Ryan and Raul are going to have a penis war."

Brent: "I'm pretty sure that means they're BOTH gay."

Tom: "Oh."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
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