Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"

Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.

by Mannywalt April 30, 2024

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go

Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend

by TMTL180 January 14, 2019

bretton wood

The best 'oldies' singer ever

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood

by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010

Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting

Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben

by Mc retard April 9, 2021