French Rico Suave 

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.

"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"

French Rico Suave by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

French Tuba 

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

French Tuba by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

French Tax 

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.

"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."

French Tax by Wojach May 9, 2023

French Person 

An absolute MORON; douche bag

Originally from FRANCE (derogatory)

“He’s so stupid” “don’t mind him he’s a French Person”

French Person by Ppdeceiver May 16, 2023

french miss

A phrase you use when anything french related fails (i.e. France.) A play on 'french kiss'.

French Person: *dies*
Normal Person: that's a french miss

french miss by nicealtthereretard May 23, 2023

french-skin stare 

instead of the light-skin stare, it's with French people and you have to play the stereotypical French music.

person1) Damn, look at Jasper!
person2) Yea! He's doin' the french-skin stare!

french-skin stare by SirBeepeth May 26, 2023

French Horn Player 

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

French Horn Player by Psyduckery May 26, 2023