Hoboken Eyepatch 

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

Hoboken Eyepatch by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

eye candy 

Women that are HOT and you can't take you eyes off of them. Like a kid in a candy store.

I was at the beach yesterday and there was a lot of eye candy there.

eye candy by Anonymous July 25, 2002

eyetie 

1. an Italian (derogatory)

2. pertaining to Italians and their culture (derogatory)
(mainly British)

That eyetie is getting on his high horse.

eyetie by The Return of Light Joker March 15, 2008

bushy eyebrows 

Bush eyebrows are overgrown eyebrows that need immediate attention and should be trimmed. They usually resemble caterpillars on your forehead and are a great turnoff.

Denial is the first sign of bushy eyebrows, followed by the actual sight of them.

"Ali, you have bushy eyebrows!"

bushy eyebrows by Dictionary dot com March 17, 2010

winking brown eye

when cutting a fart, you spread your ass cheeks, and you can see the "o-ring"(sphincter) open and close "wink", when rancid eminations are expelled

While your wife was eating my ass, I farted in her face. I know she was close enough to see my winking brown eye. I hope I did not leave a skid on her tongue.

winking brown eye by Mark 1 October 29, 2005

queer eye for the straight guy

Reality TV program in which five men, expert in such fields as fashion, cooking, decorating and suchlike, take on the task of improving the lifestyle and living conditions of another man; All five are homosexual and with one exception rather camp, and the makeover subject is always straight.

Although entertaining, educational and sometimes amusing, it carries the unspoken message that straight men are in the main uncouth, untidy and useless at choosing clothes and cooking.

A:"you know, I never realised that I shave like I'm in a race or something"
B:"What? Like the guys on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Guy' say it all the time."
pause.
B:"Probably true, though."

queer eye for the straight guy by D F Stuckey July 10, 2004

eyyyyyyyo!! 

A taunt or jeer that shows that in some way you (or a comrade of yours) have gotten the better of the person or animal you are talking to or talking about

Mike: Hey Tommy!
(Mike Shotgun Kicks Tommy in the throat)
(Tommy falls on ground)
Andrew: eyyyyyyyo!

eyyyyyyyo!! by MC Yax April 26, 2005