Scandanavian War Donkey 

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.

Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH

Scandanavian War Donkey by Andre Kristenpolensklavinchi Jr. February 6, 2005

feel like donkey

When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.

Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.

OR

Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.

feel like donkey by JDiggity May 22, 2008

hop-donkey

One of african heritage, who have the lips and dicks of said animal, and the "ups" that a white man could only dream of.

"Damn, that hop-donkey just schooled your ass."

hop-donkey by jim miers June 8, 2005

dinky donkey 

A girl with a small booty.

I saw you dancing with that dinky donkey last night at the party.

dinky donkey by coalfax October 30, 2009

Swamp Donkey 

A very ugly creature from the swamp.

Andrea Carter is the definition of a swamp donkey.

Swamp Donkey by JordanHatem January 24, 2015

The Donkey Kong 

When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.

Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane

The Donkey Kong by DopeBoss January 28, 2016

palm the donkey 

Masturbation due to desperation, boredom, or horniness especially after watching anything with Jessica Alba, Monica Bellucci, or Lucy Liu however these are not binding conditions. Just plain ole masturbation, your understanding friend.

Dude, he went into the stall to palm the donkey.

Isn't that illegal?

palm the donkey by midnightteabagger June 13, 2006