Crotchamatcha

Noun. A woman with a smelly vagina most likely due to poor vaginal hygiene or a yeast infection.

Man…..I just couldn’t go through it last night! Things were getting all hot and heavy and we were about to get down to having sex, but when she pulled down her underwear I got this whiff and I had to call it off. I think she had some sort of crotchamatcha going on and needed to take care of it.

Dude, I’m not going to try and score with her tonight as I hear she has got the crotchamatcha

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 29, 2025

Crotch stink

Vaginal infection (colloquial)

You really need somethin for that crotch stink

by younggong May 16, 2025

Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025

Cronchwrap

To crush something.

If you fall into the garbage machine, you are going to get cronchwrapped.

by PaperFan May 26, 2025

Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.

Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child …
Must be a crotch goblin

by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025

Crotch

The bottom of the pelvis, as well as part of the body it includes the genitalia and groin.

He kicked him in the crotch.

by BiggleswadeOSC June 1, 2025

Crotch Sock

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025