Carpe Nates

"Seize the Bottom" or alternatively seize the buttocks!

My girlfriend has such a nice bum, what should I do?
"Carpe Nates"

by PV Person August 22, 2023

Cape

The cooler and better way to say something is cap (false statement)

Adolf Hitler: Killing Jews is great!
Jews: Stop the cape don’t gas us pleases
Adolf Hitler: Nuh uh

by DeporterofAfricans August 25, 2023

Carpet Surfing

When a woman that identified as heterosexual decides to give cunnilingus to another women because she’s sick of dealing with men

Zack’s wife got fed up with his infidelity and selfishness, so she went out for drinks with the girls and ended up carpet surfing with Julie.

by Ralniv August 26, 2023

Capehart

Capehart can refer to several things:

(noun, person) last name of Jonathan Capehart, an American journalist and television commentator. He writes for The Washington Post's blog "PostPartisan" and the host of The Saturday/Sunday Show with Jonathan Capehart on MSNBC.

(noun, Maine) residential housing community in outer Bangor, Maine owned by BangorHousing.

1. Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Jonathan Capehart has been a member of The Washington Post editorial board since 2007. He writes about politics and social issues, hosts the podcast “Capehart” (formerly named “Cape Up”) and anchors the weekly Washington Post Live show “First Look,” which is also streamed on “The Choice MSNBC” on Comcast’s Peacock streaming service. (Source: The Washington Post)

2. Information about BangorHousing's Capehart affordable housing option in Bangor, Maine. We provide housing for low to moderate income households. (Source: BangorHousing)

by teamdokifanclub_off August 8, 2024

capetuous

Given to uncontrolable urges to intensify a mood or a situation to enhance the overall outcome

The party went wild after my capetuous act, everybody got naked.

by MistressKatrina August 20, 2024

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023