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ass clown 

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!
"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."
ass clown by MasterMTG May 4, 2006
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Insane Clown Posse 

I.C.P.-Insane clown posse. You people(notice i said people, not stupid fucks or idiots) that love to hate on the Juggalo/Juggalette population are cowards. You are ten feet tall and bullet proof behind a computer sceen. But come meet me and my Juggalo Homies face to face(yes i'm down 4 life but i take my paint off, cuz i aint afraid to face the world.) and we'll see what's up.Cuz for the most part not every Juggalo is 12. We would seriously put a fuckin' hatchet in your forehead and crack your damn skull. ICP is only telling a story, of a hard fuckin' life with no hope, but somehow, somewhere that all changed, and if you are one of those richy rich bitch ass mother fuckers, who got everything handed to you, Then that bitch is why you don't like ICP, unlike us who have had and led some of the most fucked-up lives, We know whats its like to have or start with nothing.And if ICP sucks so bad why in the hell would they be tight with 3-6-Mafia,Teck-9,KMK(Kotten Mouth Kings, For those who don't know),Esham,and many others, they are tight with these rappers so that shows there they aint racists,any talk all the shit you want on ICP and the Juggalo Nation on your pc, but when you grow some balls,look me up and face to face tell me we suck, 2 things will happen, u die,and i go to jail. Clown Love Motha Fako.
Some Hater: Insane Clown Posse is so fuckin' Gay.
Juggalo: You're stupid, don't gay mean happy.

To me icp looks pretty fuckin' happy and filthy rich too.

We(the Juggalos) dont hate on your artist,we just turn the other cheek, its that easy.
Insane Clown Posse by Juggalo JT November 6, 2006

ass clown 

The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.
Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?
ass clown by hoity-toity March 11, 2009

blow up the clown

to shit on the floor of a public bathroom
we gotta get out of here before the attendant checks the bathroom.

i couldnt sit on that dirty toilet, had to blow up the clown in there
blow up the clown by abitasprings January 19, 2009

Rodeo Clown 

N - Someone who acts or dresses foolish to draw attention to oneself. Often this is done to draw attention away from others who might not enjoy the attention so much. If they are ignored, the acts get more and more outlandish.

Similar to how a clown at the rodeo draws the bull away from the cowboy.

The attention received is almost alway in the form of ridicule and laughter at the rodeo clown's expense.
As Jack was running off the field, he tripped on the foul line and landed in a heap. "What a rodeo clown!", said Don.

ass clown 

A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.
"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"
ass clown by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 30, 2004