Christian is mostly commonly used as a term for a follower of Christianity or a common Christian name
but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
but please stop making definitions that say Christian: Sexy guy, since that isn't an actual definition, I don't know who Christian is at all so STOP MAKING THESE STUPID DEFINITIONS I DONT HAVE TO FLIP THROUGH PAGES 1-58 in order to find an actual definition finally. For the love of god, literally.
"The Christians believe in Jesus, God, and the Bible (or at least their interpretation or version of the Bible)
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Get the baby christian mug.An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.
A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..
Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.
A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..
Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.
In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.
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-Jesus loves you
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
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Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.
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