roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

Pulling a Carpiee

Pulling a carpiee is when you try wasting over 3 hours of your life playing mobile games on a 3rd world country.

Damn it, It's 11 PM and he's pulling a carpiee

by LePost James March 23, 2022

The true Carpool

This is when everyone is at a public event. Beach. Park or a concert where you can park your car at like it’s a drive in movie. And some love pick up trucks to be standing up on back part or cuddle in the back part and anyway this is when everyone plays the same song on their phone connected to radio exactly to feel the vibrations rhythm coming together and it can’t be off at all. So typically we set it on a timer on a official time like 9pm and everyone starts playing exactly at 9pm it’s really the most amazing experience ever for parties.

The true Carpool. why they keep messing up all these great words with lame shit ?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 1, 2022

It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

by randombeans June 11, 2022

AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS

People who get a RISE IN THEIR LEE VIES.

Following the ADCOPIUM statutes in MALAY.

A TREMENDOUS HUMAN BEING

MOMENTUM CHANGE

You want to leave me AFIELD because you continue to be an AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS as you insistently enjoy PUSHING MY BUTTONS to see what competitive TRESPASS BULLCRAP EXCUSE you can come up with to earn criticize me in how I SHAVE IN YOUR BATHROOM MY HEMORRHOIDS avoiding MY ASSH0LE.

Look if you are going to FUCK PROPERLY listen AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS to those PR PEOPLE at BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY YELLING , "HE'S 0NE OF US" , no , I say FUCK that is not quite right as you mean , 9 19 33 66 = 128, and what you are saying WARREN EDWARD BUFFET AND CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER, "he's one of "US US" and I say now that is excellent INTESTINE all fortitude as make it simple and don't use those STEEP CURSE WORDS in that COFFEE HOUSE as just do the YELL LIKE ELON!!!! , 9 19 33 66 UU BITCH!!!!!

Hey you know AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS smoked them all out including those PEDANTIC STUCK UP PARSIMONIIOUS STANFORD KNOW IT ALLS as OWEN is the MAN of the CENTURY of the perfect coach of abolishing that nauseating NOISE out there OF the ADCOPIUM RACE.

Introducing the most efficient largest CAPITALIZED and most efficient corporation to be in the word CUT THE FAT to ADD THE RIGHT NEW FAT and those AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS is just those GUEST SUPERVISORS that are still shopping the SANTA CRUZ for the LEFT S0AP.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE July 12, 2022

Peanut butter carpet

To describe someones thick arse hair.

If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.

My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet

by Banditheeler July 29, 2022

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

by WDAsplin December 20, 2022