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Jews Law

As a discussion gets longer, the probability of a jew mentioning the ww2, hitler, or the holocaust in an arguement increases.
Guy: The fuck? You trying to swindle me?
Jew: OY VEY ANTISEMITE! THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST WHEN 6000 ULTRILLION JEWS DIED.
Guy: Shut the fuck up dude, just give me my money back.
Guy 2: Just another case of Jews Law good sir.
by anonymous March 25, 2024
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Jew Trap

When your on the highway and theirs 2 people going like 40 in both lanes so you cant get around them
Shit we’ll never make it now were caught in a jew trap
by John Johny Jones August 3, 2025
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Jew Waffling

a term used when a Jewish person speaks unnecessarily and ends up having little to no meaning to it. Jewish people can use this term against a non-jew
Jew: *waffles*
Joe D: “stop Jew waffling
by LTcretz July 17, 2020
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platinum Jew

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making
by Silver Jew February 22, 2025
mugGet the platinum Jewmug.

Jew Jeans

Anti-Semitic term referring to Levi jeans.
A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.
by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021
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Jew Line

Jew line is the jewish version of the Jaw line of the aryans. An indicator to meassure the jewness
Cool bro: Yo look at that jew line, he needs that shower.
by The Jew anti-zionist December 13, 2024
mugGet the Jew Linemug.

Jew

Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
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