Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.

Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there

by J/M/C June 03, 2023

The deep dark ground

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

dark antroscocapioasis

The medical term for when you cum and have a kidney stone at the same time.

Shit! I just experienced dark antroscocapioasis. I need to go to the hospital!

by duck hucker September 09, 2021

Dark chocolate mamba

Tie you limp dick around their throat, Flex, Easy dub, quick decapitation

Bro Elijah just dark chocolate mamba’d Logan smh

by You moms meth dealer Markell December 21, 2019

dark metamorphosis

Something Big and Black Man Ray yells at each other in skype calls FOEVER

Big: dark metamorphosis
Black man ray: dark metamorphosis

by dark metamorphosis January 13, 2012

Shooting Around the Dark

Not to random Guess

Friend: So who committed arson?
Friend 2: It was Him
Friend 3: No it wasn't me dumbass
Me: Stop shooting around the dark, we aren't getting somewhere

by TheRealGeoBoy March 03, 2021

Darkness is here

Lol good luck

Me: Darkness is here
The other guy: lol good luck

by Yes u October 08, 2020