touchpad

A slang, computer-related term for the female vagina.

“So how’d that date go with the Femboy?”
“Well, it turns out they had a touchpad.”

by Silver_Phoenix August 17, 2024

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Touchdown

a six-point score made by carrying or passing the ball into the end zone of the opposing side, or by recovering it there following a fumble or blocked kick.

Carroll did not score a touchdown against Ohara today.

Khalil Epps had a head tap for a touchdown.

by 123456787291 October 14, 2023

Touched

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while

Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”

by King_Chaice October 30, 2023

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023

Touched

(Adjective)
A person who is special needs or has a hard time comprehending information.

These students may be touched, but with patience, understanding, and the right teaching materials, they all will succeed in school.

by ISaidWutISaid December 14, 2023

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023