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Toilet

A toilet is a piece of sanitary hardware that collects human urine and feces, and sometimes toilet paper, usually for disposal. Flush toilets use water, while dry or non-flush toilets do not. They can be designed for a sitting position popular in Europe and North America with a toilet seat, with additional considerations for those with disabilities, or for a squatting posture more popular in Asia (see squat toilet). In urban areas, flush toilets are usually connected to a sewer system that leads to septic tanks in isolated areas. The waste is known as blackwater and the combined effluent including other sources is sewage. Dry toilets are connected to a pit, removable container, composting chamber, or other storage and treatment device, including urine diversion with a urine-diverting toilet.
Hey bro I need to use the toilet!
Oh it’s right next to my bedroom and the closet
by Α January 24, 2022
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soming you flush like (your leftovers)
flush your toilet
by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022
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Toilet Duck

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.
The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.

She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022
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Toilet Twix

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!
by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022
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Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
by Soapy hands February 8, 2022
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Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
by Toe knee October 5, 2021
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A place in every suburban home where people go when poop (or pee) is about to be shot out of their butts like a rocket.
i have to poop so bad! i need to go to the toilet!
by POOPIE HAHAHAAHHAHA October 12, 2021
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