Hydra surprise

1. A sexual situation wherein a woman is taken home by a man and blindfolded. The man then removes the blindfold to reveal his friends standing around her in a semicircle.

2. A Brigandine tactic where Dryst gets Dimensioned into a circle of hydras, whereupon he gets the beatdown.

The college dropout rate for females is rising severely, due in no small part to the rising popularity of the hydra surprise.

by esgaressux March 1, 2008

surprise party

when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night

“woah i almost tripped down the hill”

“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there”

by biig Papi September 15, 2023

Rose Surprise

A Rose Surprise is when you pluck a fully grown rose up from the ground and shove it up someone's ass while they're asleep.

Amy:Mark gave me the Rose Surprise last night. I'm still plucking pedals out my ass.

by Funny Definition Man February 23, 2021

Douglah Surprise

The act of shoving a spicy "or hot" pepper up ones rectum

i had a douglah surprise

by MurderousTip February 16, 2019

dingle surprise

The rapid and forceful ejection of berry-sized poops from the anus.

Ethan Anderson had a bad dingle surprise yesterday. I hope he feels better.

by Mr. Dr. Boss May 29, 2014

Sunrise surprise

When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.

When my wife woke up I gave her a sunrise surprise

by Sexual predator August 13, 2015

Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme June 4, 2018