Surprice

A menu item with an elaborate description which makes the item sound appealing without disclosing the price. Commonly found on foo-foo drink menus.

I had three pomegranate mojitos and when the bill came it was fifty bucks – surprice!

by tomcatdsm August 30, 2010

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Banner Elk Suprise

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

by Neil Sleight August 30, 2008

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P in da Butt Suprise

To fuck a bitch in the ass and slam her head on the the bed frame causing it to fracture, then buying her a helmet for christmas

did you here mrs culnen got a P in da Butt Suprise

by culnen January 9, 2009

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Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

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Scarsdale Suprise

Taking a dump inside of a pillow and sewing it up (without telling your partner), then having sex while pushing your significant others face in the pillow

Person 1: Ever gotten a Scarsdale Suprise?
Person 2: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it

by Jared Levin January 8, 2006

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