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monkey nuts

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!
by kyle marx April 10, 2003
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Script Monkey

A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.
I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.

I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.
by Mr. Dot February 4, 2010
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computer monkey

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator
This company needs better computer monkeys
by peter pauper March 26, 2005
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gook monkey

someone who is part black and part korean. see porch monkey and gook
That gook monkey down the street is an awful driver and the laziest son of a bitch i've ever met.
by M. Barton September 14, 2008
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monkey sugar

Monkey sugar is a (rather funny) way of saying that something is good, or all right.
The pictures on rotten.com aren't monkey sugar. However, Kamel Reds are very monkey sugar.
by Mr-Illusion May 19, 2006
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Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!
by bru's clues May 22, 2011
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monkey Hanger

The proud fans of the best team in the north of england, nay the world. Famed for their play off highjinks and for putting their poor next door neighbours, (darlo fc) well and truely in the shade that is the beckoning conference!
by nim May 27, 2004
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