ass-and-mouth disease

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

by PME InfoSource April 25, 2007

mouth lip service

to service a man with oral pleasure.

Hey Ma, i'm not trying to be rude, but can you gimme that mouth lip service?

by blklax May 29, 2010

pussy mouth

1 example of a pussy mouth is Patrick Sath he never shaves so there for his mouth looks like a hairy pussy haha

hahahaha

by banana April 28, 2003

Hillbilly Mouth Hug

A slang term for a blowjob from a guy/gal with no teeth.

I was so drunk last night she gave me a hillbilly mouth hug.

by Eisotope March 07, 2012

circle mouth-gasm

A circle mouth-gasm is like a circle-jerk but instead of jacking off, the five or six guy get their dicks sucked and have cumgasms in the mouth of a guy on his knees beating off who swallows their thick loadsof cum.

In my Fraternity X, I always looked forward to the other dudes having circle mouth-gasms in my mouth and swallowing their creamy loads!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Mouth Breathing Dummy

People who breath through their mouths like retards, or think the comedy of Dane Cook is hilarious.

Nickleback fans

People who enjoy the humor of Dane Cook.

90% of Vancouver Canucks fans.

Payton Manning.

Mouth Breathing Dummy.

by Whorebeater November 02, 2011

My mouth is enlarged

Now I can talk loud and speak boldly.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003