Student loan game

Scheme where one enrolls in classes, takes the maximum student loan allowed for the course load, then drops all of the courses except for the minimum required to retain the loan.

The individual will usually be unable to repay the loan but in the meantime will have a large amount of disposable cash.

C: Did you see Jojo and her new clothes? I thought she didn't have a job...

B: Yeah, she's playing the student loan game. Gonna fuck up her credit, but gonna ball hard in the meantime.

by ScaredandLonely February 20, 2010

loan shark

Any credit card company.

Visa, Mastercard, American Express.....

by kid July 22, 2003

Zombie-Loan

Zombie-Loan is an epic, awesome Anime/Manga that features zombies, Shinigami (Death God) eyes, peoples arms and legs getting ripped off, switching hands, but that's my opinion.
Here's the plot: Michiru Kita is a special girl who possesses Shinigami Eyes, a power which allows her to see a person's nearness to their destined death by seeing a ring, invisible to normal people, around the person's neck. When a person is marked to die, a gray ring appears, which darkens over time. Once the ring turns completely black, the person dies. Chika Akatsuki and Shito (yes, his first name is Shito) Tachibana, two boys in her class, both have black rings around their necks, but to her surprise, they are not yet dead...
I don't want to be a dick and spoil any more.

Reid: "Oh man, did you see Zombie-Loan yet?"
Sebastian: "Yeah! It has zombies in it!"
Reid: "NO WAY. I would have never guessed."

by Eldahat May 20, 2010

neutron bomb loan

Any loan contract structured to place the borrower into a position where it is not possible to pay off the principle; a predatory lending contract or product designed to financially wipe out the borrower. Originated 2007 by Bill Purdy, a California lawyer representing homeowners with predatory lending claims.

An ARM (adjustable rate mortage), "interest-only", and a liar loan are examples of a neutron bomb loan.

by Steve Poythress May 23, 2007

Logang Pauler

One who stans both Jake Paul and Logan Paul. Definitely is a merch junkie. Will constantly scream phrases like "It's everyday bro" and "Ya Yeet." Is even more dangerous than Tana Mongoose on her storytime drugs.

"Im a Logang Pauler bro! Dab on them haters, YA YEEEEEEET!!11!!!1!1!!1

by daddynootsucc October 15, 2018

Logaids

A chronic disease in which the infected patient feels an incessant and urgent need to vocalize various profanities, the most prominent being "penis." It is spread, literally, by word of mouth; once an innocent bystander hears an infect person yell "penis" for no apparent reason, they will succumb to the irresistible urge to reply in kind. (True to scientific nomenclature, the name is a portmanteau of the progenitor and a similarly fast-spreading disease.)

You: "Yeah...you're gay."
Him: "...Penis!"
You: "Penis indeed."
Him: "..."
You: "Penis!"
Someone Else: "OH NOES! You gots teh LOGAIDS!"

by Daem0n April 20, 2009

loaner

What one might incorrectly spell the commonly used term "loner" ;)

Hey dumbass, you there's no "a" in "loner!" Unless you wanna loan me some money you loaner

by Skatterplot April 16, 2013