Foot

A target that no dropped or falling object ever seems to miss.

*Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!

by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022

pussie footing

Looking for pussy/ pussie

“i been pussie footing all summer”

by phatvariety March 22, 2021

Foot Licker

A foot licker is someone who likes to lick feet.

This is seen as a fetish, and is very concerning. A foot licker may like licking dirt off ones foot

“Jim is a foot licker. He tried to lick my toe.”

by LiterallySonicxzanditsceazy October 11, 2023

sure footed bitch

a bitch that just won't quit

Man... my teacher is a sure footed bitch!

by RR6 merlin July 28, 2022

Moot Like Foot

Meet Like Feet

Person 1: "Moot Like Foot"
Person 2: "Meet Like Feet"

by Bryce Wagner October 19, 2022

Foot fishing

When you're foot fisting and your prosthetic foot falls off and you try to fish it out.

"Dude, last night Jessica got down and dirty and I lost my foot in her anus, I had to go foot fishing"

by the soggiest bread November 16, 2015

spaceport foot

One who's foot or feet consists of astronauts and space shuttles. This is one of the most offensive words ever uttered by man. Even worse than yardmouth.

Drew is such a spaceport foot!

by Spartixus December 15, 2005