highjinks's definitions

Happy Foot

a young driver that’s so excited to have a car that they don’t consider other people’s safety.

“Some fucking happy foot on I 85 kept tapping the accelerator and I rear-ended him” - no one ever

by highjinks February 19, 2025

Ghosting

A ghost is essentially a person who was materialistic in this life. They possessed luxury goods, through which a ghost can access locations in the living world. These include: luxury garments, jewelry, and sometimes vehicles and homes. Hence cursed objects and haunted locations. A ghost can cause issues with temperature, disease, financial ruin, and even spiritual possession resulting in the possessed person causing injury or death to another person (Usually with an automatic weapon/another male.) -- Or Stalking/Gangstalking. It's claimed that only 3% of the light spectrum is visible to us humans. SO they could be everywhere. Luckily some people are not susceptible to ghost, or not susceptible to ghosts everywhere.

'Yo johnny's got a.i. psychosis! He's been simping for that basic thot jessica and she's been ghosting him the entire time!'
"How'd he go coocoo?"
'He thinks his chatbot is Jessica!'

by highjinks December 5, 2025

Designer Drugs

Pharmaceuticals obtained by acting, and scene.

‘There’s not much redness in my throat, but I’ve had this cough that just won’t go away’ and that’s how I got a fridge full of designer drugs.

by highjinks February 19, 2025