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airplane boner 

An airplane boner is a swelling of the male genitals beginning at take-off and lasting until landing. The penis becomes hard likely to altitude and/or pressure changes. Some suggest it is a fear boner related to flying. It is unfortunately very painful and restricts walking down the isles. The only known remedy is to tightly secure the seatbelt in hopes it will cut off blood flow and restore a flaccid man-unit.
I was in pain the entire flight. My airplane boner was raging. The woman next to me was not happy to see my bulge throbbing for 6 hours between Seattle and New York.
airplane boner by MisterMack February 20, 2018
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killing my boner 

When someone or something is lame. Can be used by both sexes.
"Man my job is killing my boner day in and day out"
killing my boner by N.T.T November 23, 2009

calm your boner 

when a dude is way to excited to do something to a point where its gay.
x: DUDE i cant wait for the sleep over tonight..... were gonna watch some porn!

y: Calm your boner!
calm your boner by cogan dexler January 18, 2011

false alarm boner 

false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals
Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Person 2: aw man i seriously had a false alarm boner going for a second

Woman 1: would you like to give my pussy a bath?

Guy 1: oh man, i would love to!

Woman 1: ok good, my cat is very dirty

Guy 1: oh man what a hard false alarm boner
false alarm boner by asssburgers February 19, 2011

popped a boner 

Dude I saw her at the beach and I popped a boner.

Being a boner

Marked by being lame, not wanting to go out, not drink, exc;
You’re being a boner rn. Dude, your friend suckkkkks, she being a real boner and stopped drinking an hour ago wth.
Being a boner by Hswag23 December 26, 2018

geek boner

Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.
Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.
geek boner by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008