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pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo 

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting
ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy
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more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

Come the fuck at me

"Come the fuck at me" is a challenge, a taunt to those you wish to agitate or physically intimidate.
"Hey you giving me the dirty look! Come the fuck at me!"

where the money's at 

Used to descibe something that's really good. Where everyone should be, and what everyone wants.
*eats incredibly delicious food* damn son, this is where the money's at.
where the money's at by Kyronin January 29, 2017

The Girls Come Snappin' at Me 

When girls walk towards your general direction.
The girls come snappin' at me.
M.a.t.h is really just Mental Abuse To Humans
M.A.T.H by Penae101 December 2, 2016

S.W.A.T. 

Strengths, Weaknesses, Achievements, Threats. Used in business/financial assessment of competition, situation, etc.
"We need to do a SWAT analysis of our competitor in order to better understand ..."
S.W.A.T. by Steve December 15, 2003