Alabama Barker

When you have sex with a relative (cousin, sibling, etc.) in the doggy position.

Gave my cousin the Alabama Barker last night.

by CassiaLethe January 5, 2026

Alabama Muzzle Loader

When a man shoves Skoal Bandits into his foreskin then feeds it to his girlfriend.

Charlotte quickly became dependent on nicotine and giving blow jobs after receiving so many Alabama Muzzle Loaders from her boyfriend.

by OSUCharger January 7, 2026

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

no alabama

It’s like the phrase “no homo” but with incest

My cousin is kinda cute no Alabama

by Kkfigens January 27, 2019

Sweet Home Alabama

From the song Sweet Home Alabama, known for being played as an indicator for incest.

"Name something you used as a partner to practice kissing"

"Sister"

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by an average memer January 22, 2019

Hoover, Alabama

Founded way back in 1967 by a Neo-Nazi, Hoover, Alabama offers many chain restaurants, strip malls, and new-money maniacs climbing that social ladder. An inflated sense of self is garnished with the stinch of racism and spiritual abuse. Here, roads are backed up with mini-vans commuting to places like Greystone in the hope of elevating one's status. Bores are everywhere, just pray you never sit next to one at a dinner party. They will drop every name in the book, talk about how much money they make, and even ask you about your money...prepare to vomit. They also brag about attending church more than you do...the desperation for admiration is pathetic. Hoover is the closeted homosexual happily married to his frumpy school marm prig. But she's so busy smocking, embroidering, or devouring Guthrie’s she never notices his indiscretions.

Hoover, Alabama Guy: Did you know that he was the CEO of HealthSouth, he lives in a big mansion in Shoal Creek, I've been hunting on his land before?

Mobile, Alabama Girl: No I did not know that, nor do I care.

by GoodOldBoyRollTide January 23, 2019

sweet home alabama

Sweet Home Alabama is a song, but is also used to describe a relationship of incest

Friend: Katie Balmore and Pete Clifford like each other! They’re literally cousins!
Me: Sweet Home Alabama!

by daddysaddle91 March 3, 2019