Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job

I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!

by Hickdoodle69 June 1, 2019

Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018

Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death

Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy

I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.

Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.

by SkratFish July 23, 2022

Alabama

Incest land

“You can marry your cousin in Alabama”

by :::://:// April 27, 2019