log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

#1 Dick Rider

the biggest dick rider this planet has to see
he/she will religiously defend someone that doesnt know who they are, no matter the circumstances

person: imo i dont really like (person, band, or something else)
#1 Dick Rider: you didnt have to phrase it so rudely, you couldve said (continues on for around 5 minutes)

by dazed nad confused March 7, 2023

1 Trip Wonder

Someone with a strong ability of unloading a maxed out car in one trip.

This dude has 3 boxes, 9 bags of groceries, a baby, the mail, and still has one free hand for shutting the trunk and opening the front the front door. He’s a 1 Trip Wonder.

by zeeteegee August 17, 2020

1 thumb up

a symbol to indicate that one gets absolutely 0 zero bitches or has no play.

look at him holding his 1 thumb up, he must have 0 play.

by orekify April 17, 2022

Scale of 1-5

0 - Beyond Poor

1 - Poor

2 - Fair but Needs Improvement

3 - Good

4 - Very Good

5 - Excellent

Sally: Rate Steve on a Scale of 1-5 on looks

Karen: 5 :)

by Katsopolis September 4, 2013

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

1=q\a'z/

you're just bored aren't you?

when you type the first key in a row and the last one in a row until you get to the last row

types "1=q\a'z/" on keyboard

by goofy ass nigga June 21, 2021