Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018

Pirate 'Stache

When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.

I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.

by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012

Pirate Nigarr

Pirate nigger with double hard R

Someone that does something stoopid.
Neina "Steve you Pirate Nigarr!"

by KCJVG October 22, 2020

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 2, 2022

Pirate Vendor

A streetside vendor that sells pirated movies, music, and video games. Often found in SE asia and china.

Bob was selling 10-in-1 dvd's that he claimed to have bought from a streetside vendor in thailand. Pirate Vendor alert...

by Halvor October 12, 2009

Pirate Hat

Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.

Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games

Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat

by MilkyRocket April 9, 2019

hoochie pirate

Hoochie pirate is a guy that is known to get girls(pussy) and steal women's virginity

hoochie mama man hoe

"We could all see Jimmy being a hoochie pirate when he was having sex with hella girls"

by supreme94 December 12, 2016