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Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.
by bindr May 26, 2022
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person 1: I want to suck ur ham so bad
person 2: wtf
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
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Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham
“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious
by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022
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Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
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Ham

Adj: Someone who can be used.

Adj: 2: Someone who is not the brightest and believes/gives in too almost anything.
I was at school today and I asked this “ham” for the homework.
by Boiii616 November 7, 2021
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Ham

Often used as Fam or Hamberger.

A food fun for the whole family

Kind of like toilet paper
by The tonk guy November 17, 2021
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Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it
After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming
by Nickly12 March 11, 2022
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