Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

pepper your salad

To masturbate.

"Hey, Tim, do you pepper your salad?"
"Yeah, dude, I masturbate daily."

by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015

trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.

Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.

by Joy Rising August 11, 2024

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023

Salad Dick

When your penis is so dirty and unwashed, that the stench starts to resemble the smell of old ranch dressing and/or a rancid salad

"My water has been shut off for weeks man and I haven't been able to shower, and now I got Salad Dick so bad, my girlfriend doesn't even wanna hang out anymore because of the smell!"

by DuckMcquackers August 2, 2019

Macaroni Salad

pussy/ eating pussy

yeah i ate her macaroni salad

by thereallord June 22, 2022