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e-ztarded

A person who drives in the e-z pass toll lane who does not have an e-z pass. The person is then shocked and confused when they go to the pay window and no one is there to take there money
Driver without E-Z pass- "What do I do? There is no one in the booth here for me to pay my toll!?"

Driver with E-Z Pass behind them- "Drive through moron, it's an e-z pass lane. That jerk is definetly e-ztarded"
by R J Hodgson November 27, 2006
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e-whore

Electronic prostitution in exchange for gear and items in a game. The e-whore shouldn’t ever be confused with it’s an entrepreneur counterpart in real life seeing as in reality prostitutes actually get something of value out of it. But with the risk of STIs.
How do they “sell” their bodies without having anyone physically touch them? Webcam.

They,turn on a webcam and remove clothing, give false satisfaction to someone else without any emotional attachment from either end. So there you have it folks a prime definition of an e-whore ^^
by AtrociousAntics August 15, 2010
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E-Battle

When two or more people have a rap battle on a internet messaging network such as msn because they are too pussy to get on da mic.
Colin: Hey... r u up 4 a E-Battle? U go 1st.
Craig: No, get some balls u wana-b.
by SH4DOW September 1, 2008
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Gamer-e

The most badass gamer in existence. Every task he follows through with and everything he enjoys is fucking awesome.

EVERYTHING.

You WISH you could be him. He makes all of y'all look like pussies by comparison.
Holy fuck! Here comes Gamer-e! Man, fuck this shit, I'm getting out of here! I value my dignity!
by Not as awesome as Gamer-e. April 26, 2009
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e-game

the ability to pick up women via interent correspondence.
Yo Jimmy couldnt pick up shit in real life, but he spits mad e-game.
by dave6 August 3, 2005
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ep0nz!e

a leet cs player with tons of cs experience and when used in a clan can be deadly against the opposing team :O
ep0nz!e just aced the whole team with a para!
by Michael March 7, 2005
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e-bomb

A nonlethal weapon of mass destruction that produces an EMP, which wipes out any electronic device within the blast radius.
The weapon is silent, and if dropped above Kansas, one could wipe out all electronics in the USA, essentially pushing us back to the 1800s. Even cars would be permanently fried, except for deisels and some older models. And the possibility that terrorists would use this is overwhelming, as all you need is money and brains, and terrorists have plenty of both.
You come home and turn on the TV. Then the lights go out, but the TV still glows eerily, its been overloaded. Your cell phone feels very hot, its battery also overloaded. You look out the window and see that almost all the traffic has stopped,at least gasoline powered ones made after 1990. You recognize the signs of an e-bomb strike and look for your survival kit and gun.
by Red Raptor September 4, 2006
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